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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Then came..

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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